I’m an American, but I love football — or soccer, as we in the US call it. My favorite team is Manchester United, and I take very opportunity to travel to Manchester to see them play. I really get into the spirit of the game, too — I’ve even been in a brawl with a gang of football hooligans. I wound up with a chipped tooth, a split lip, and a great excuse to soothe my aches and pains with a visit to my favorite Manchester escorts.
Okay, I’ll admit it — I travel to Manchester as much for the escorts as I do for the football. After all, there’s more to life than football and fighting, wouldn’t you say? Of course, when I return from my visits, I only tell my friends about the exciting football matches and not the exciting Manchester nightlife — that’s my little secret.